..................Welcome to Tomco!...........

Tomco is the best place to find the best stuff that is useful to everyone.

To get something, you can find me at the Tomco warehouse, but let me tell you, it will be hard to find...because it's in Mexico! Or you could try the Tomco warehouse in France, located on top of the Eiffel Tower. The best place to find a Tomco warehouse is in Colchester, Vermont, next to Costco.

Imagine the things you'll find:

Tomco Brand Soda (Meatball, Bubble Gum, Raspberry/Lime, Chocolate and Sourpuss)
Tomco Meat Products (Shrimp Loaf, Juicy Snail Steak and Canine Surprise)
Tomco Furniture (Super Springy Couches, Upside Down Sinks and Barely Visible Step Stools)
Tomco Appliances (Exploding Toaster Ovens, Computers Missing Keys and Finger-Shredding Paper Shredders)

Remember, at Tomco, you never know what you'll find! Caution: Be Careful!